What an interesting start to our new regime, the possibilities have me so giddy I could just poop! Lets have a look at our new boy genius and the moves he’s made so far to ensure NFL dominance this season

It was no secret that the Broncos needed to get young and physical in the off season, so it comes as no surprise that our first free agent acquisition was a retread 35 year old safety from Phili! Didn’t we just let Lynch go last year cuz he was too old? Never mind we have the boy genius, what could possibly go wrong!

This is unconfirmed but sources tell be that immediately after the season ending nail biter against the Chargers, Champ Bailey and Dre Bly were rushed to the Rocky Mountain burn clinic to rehab from the season.

Dre Bly was subsequently cut and then signed to the practice squad, the cheerleaders practice squad, so that he could continue to show off those mad skills he’s got, just not on the field anymore…thank God!

No changes are scheduled for the O-line, as they were one of the best performing groups in the NFL last year, but I understand J Mac has them on warning that if they go making the Pro Bowl then they need to understand that “This is a business.”

And they could easily be traded for an under performing second tier intern (wow, that sounds familiar).

The Daft (I mean draft, a useful typo there) proved interesting. We take a running back with the first pick, after last years IR roster filling fiasco I can agree with bringing in Moreno, I just hope he visits CPT Picard and borrows a set of shields from the Enterprise.

Then we take Ayers? Were we looking for another Jarvis Moss or just someone to dominate the Buffet Drill after practices?

Ayers didn’t care much about football until it occurred to him that it was his senior year and he needed to get drafted, now that he’ll get a check I can see him going back to sleep until his next contract year! We already had a group of underachievers on D, but I guess there’s something to be said for harmony!

Of course trading and cutting wouldn’t be complete until we talk about that scrub Cutler, our third year pro bowl QB that has already thrown for team records has a rocket arm and mobility belying the fact that he’s a QB (just not a QB for the Patriots I guess), well scrap him and bring in Kyle Orton who’s career NFL achievements include being in the NFL and being Kyle Orton.

Okay okay! On a positive note he’s not Ryan Leaf! Akili Smith, maybe, but definitely not Ryan Leaf!

I can almost taste the Lombardi Trophy now! Sure glad I renewed those season tickets!

All the Best

Randy “Do I seem cynical” Walker

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